West Virginian Bumpkin

OH NO!!! Flying Kitten!!!

2005-05-30T22:11:53Z

NEAR-DEATH CUTE KITTEN EXPERIENCE

Matt, Jason, and I were driving home down 495 from hiking at Great Falls when it happened...

We were following a Green car when suddenly (I'm not exaggerating) a kitten appeared to have dropped from the bottom of the car in front. (Did it fall out?) By the time we realized that it was a kitten, our car was about to hit it. Matt didn't even flinch and try to swerve (which in retrospect is a good time or we would have crashed). As the wheel passed over the cat, I cringed. (ACK!!!! WE'RE CAT-MURDERS)...But wait, a miracle occurred. From the side mirror I saw the kitten. By Jove, it was alive. The cat sort of ran/tripped its' way to the side of the road. Whew*** It made it.

I then proceed to glare evilly at Matt. You didn't even slow down!!! What if you killed it!!! You are so lucky it is alive or I would totally be killing you right now...

What my dreams are made of

2005-05-30T04:36:29Z

So I want to do one of those poll-thingy-ma-jigs

Accurate in the fact that my dreams are loud and colorless...but dreaming about sex 43% of the time...sorry to disappoint, but not so true. The closest I've come is seeing Trevor half-naked chasing me in the form of the dreaded SATs. Freud would definitely see some hidden sexual desire there. Yes, the truth is out, I secretly want to have Trevor's children. Actually, I have thought about it, back when I was gavel-obsessed. Don't ask, but Sharon will sympathize.

Flubber, Birthday, ParTAy

2005-05-24T02:29:02Z

IT'S JASON'S BIRTHDAY!!!!

HOORAY, Go Jason, It's your birthday, We're going to sip Kool-Aid like its your birthday, and we don't give a darn that its your birthday...oh yeah I'll have the groove on.

So, I guess the piece of meat (affectionate name-callig I swear) is turning nine, which means I am officially 18 (I always think me = Jason + 9). Ack EIGHTEEN, that's like almost 20, which is like almost 40, which is like mid-life crisis time. I'M AGING!!!

Oh other noteworthy moments in my life...

6:46 Roll out of bed like I had a hangover (really because of 3 hrs of tennis on Sunday)

7:22-8:11 Although it was raining and I didn't feel like there was a lot of traffic, how did I manage to always be in the slow-moving lane?!?!

8:13 Got pounced on by Sharon: "WTF, we ARE switching with Acio. CRAP, we have nothing planned. (Yes, we did talk to Acio, but we or rather I thought since we didn't resubmit forms, the switch was invalid...oops!)

1st period Somehow managed to find site with Flubber-making instructions (go Google)

2nd period frantic search for sodium borate and glue (Mr. Okazaki is stingy!)

lunch drove out like crazy hags for CVS and Giant, we made it back at 12:29:43 seconds

5th period pretended to know what the hell we were doing...100 ml of glue...no no...75 ml CRAP solution isn't becoming "gooepy"

6th period felt guilty for not getting everything straight with Acio, but did give fairly decent lecture on van der Waals force

7th period went like clockwork...Sharon and Mary looked cool and intelligent rather than dumb.

TA period signed up late for senior sems, so did internship. pretty interesting. far more amusing to see janet's cellphone going off...cool even in embarassing moment

starting to use fragment, cause its late, and I have to submit English assignments

I'm dumb

2005-05-17T03:17:08Z

Lunch was a disaster.

Five Princeton people rattling about college + friends who don't give a damn = BAD NEWS :(

Felt bad about opening old wounds. We should all just be going to the same school, somewhere in Hawaii.

I won't pretend to sympathize...so what I'm getting at is...

I'M SORRY

Hmmmm....interesting

2005-05-15T05:32:24Z

Your soul is bound to the Black Rose: The
Wicked.

"I am the wicked specemin of sin with no
profound logic to believe in. Hold me tight,
but don't hold me close, I go where I
desire."

The Black Rose is associated with manipulation,
control, and virtuosity. It is governed by the
goddess Psyche and its sign is The Tapestry, or
Crafted Love.

As a Black Rose, you may have a slight wicked
streak running through you. But whether you
are naughty or nice is up for debate. You know
how to get what you want and can work people
for what they're worth. You have great people
skills, but can sometimes be a bit of a control
freak.

What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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I disagree.

I shouldn't be up...kedo....

2005-05-15T05:07:14Z

WOW I HAVEN'T POSTED IN AGES!!!!

So, I went to my make-up appointment at the mall today with Christine and Mingming. Basically I was talked into it last week by a very persuavive salesperson. "We will be having uber-professional make-up artist there...color-printing foundation...make-up how-to...and sparkly stuff...plus its all FREE. " How could I refuse something free?!

Maybe I was too optimist. Eventually found myself sitting on a wobbly chair and being attacked by a blonde lady with an inch-thick layer of make-up on. "So, this is for prom, how fabluous!! What the color of your dress? Purple you say...ohhh...I know just what you need!!!"

The annoying thing is that they don't let you near a mirror until the very end. So upon the unveiling I screamed. ACK WTF I LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE. OKOK so I exaggerate, (that was going on in my head) I really said "Wow, I look...different."

Christine and Mingming came out gorgeous. They went for the natural look as opposed to the dramatic evening look. *sigh* Am I destined to always turn out sluttish-looking with make-up?!! :(

In the end, I decided to get my make-up done at Clinque and not "Prescriptive RX". Talked Sharon into it too, so we can suffer together.

Went to the dentist afterwards. GOD, I hate that man, freaking slimeball. I swear he is out to scam money. I never had a cavity before I met him. Every time I go in, I come out with a new terrible disease. Today it is pre-mature periodontic gum disease. Pleasant. Under his estimates, my teeth are going to rot and fall out by the time I'm 23.

Went to a Chinese resturant that served the real deal, not the sugary sauced up American verison. That made me happy, but I hated myself afterwards. DAMN, How did I manage to lose 7 pounds and than gain back 10?!! ACK IM GOING ON A HUNGRY STRIKE!!!

Had to cancel on a Star-Wars viewinng party with Sharon and Sruthi because I'm going hiking with Matt. I really need to spend less time with that boy. **secretly hopes it rains like cats and dogs**

I have nothing else to say, so Toodles

GASP R-rated movies!!!

2005-04-18T04:13:15Z

I guess I should have expected as much. Sideways was labeled as being R-rated, but I figured it was for language content, not s*x content. It got nominated for an Oscar!!! (still scratching my head about that)

So I ended up watching the movie with my parents...haha that was fun.

Results of having watched Sideways:

1. scarred for rest of life (at least get pretty naked people like Jude Law)
2. now know that you don't have to be in bed to have s*x
3. have decided to be celibate for the rest of my life because s*x looks painful
4. received...interesting...s*x talk from parents

ANGRY STARFISH!

2005-04-12T13:54:36Z

Woof!

Eric Martin is awesome!!! I am now 0.01% less computer illiterate than when I woke up this morning.

Don't worry I'm not really angry. Now I know how to do itallics :D

And Marquees!

Reunite Shamary!!!

2005-04-11T19:52:40Z

Totally having a blast with the coolest person in the world...Sharon.

S: She's just saying that because i'm breathing down her neck dictating...

Nearly had FOUR eighth period absences today, if it weren't for LaFever. That would be disappointing to Matt. He subtly hinted for me to get a ocl pass. Spent lunch with him, plus Matthew Henry, Jason and some kid whose name I don't remember. Productive result of lunch with Matt...his name is Matthew. This reinforces the fact that I'm a horrible gf.

S: But she's a great friend!!!!!

I'm literally inches from Sharon's neck.

S: Does that even make any sense at all? I think not. Does anything Mary says make sense? Absolutely not

Went to MIT CPW...LOVE THE SCHOOL TO PIECES, if only they give me $8000. So right now, its Princeton all the way BABY!!!

S: Yea, that's right stupid greedy whores of MIT. Give Mary money if you really want her!

Maybe I'll pretend that my family is secretly a village in China.

College is Dumb

2005-04-01T01:14:54Z

Today was the big D-Day, basically all the Ivys came out. Looks like a lot of sad news. :(

Totally bummed out about Sruthi and Wharton...my sentiments can be expressed as so...

WHAT THE FUCK IS FUCKING WHARTON SMOKING. LIKE WHAT THE HELL, BUNCH OF POT-HEADS. I HOPE THE ENTIRE ADMISSIONS STAFF WILL JUST GO SCREW EACH OTHER.

OK, like I need to expand my cursing vocab, but you get my drift. Sruthi, you are better off at Duke!!! Go Blue Devils!!!

I don't know why everyone thinks I applied to Harvard. People were asking whether I got in. Like hell no, I hate Harvard (that dumb place is why Lucy isn't speaking to me now). Whatever, I just want to fast-forward two weeks from now. I got a crap-load of work to do.

1. quantum problem set
2. study for geosystems (yes, my grade is so pathethic i need to study for the quizzes)
3. 15-page topics report on poverty (cuz being hungry is like sooooo tragic)
4. beg my parents for $200 to go on MIT trip
5. write up agrument for model judiciary (that's next thursday, god shoot me)
6. "help" Jason with his Martin Luther King project (more like I'll be typing everything cuz im a total Asian sister and control freak)

AND ITS 8:16. I knew getting a lj was bad.

on another note: who is this mystery girl he likes? why is he playing dumb when he knows its me?! Not that I care, its time I move on. (last thing I'm ever going to say on this subject)

Xacto Knife + Mary = BAD

2005-03-29T02:59:43Z

I'm bleeding. Not in a dramatic sort of way, but I nicked myself on a Xacto Knife while making 148 placards for MUN. Gotta love that club... So it's 9:56 and I am trying to make up some BS for this first post, cuz Mr. Romance comes on at 10:00. Haha its such a scandalous show. Toni is full of himself. But the guys are hot, especially Andrew (this one isn't Jewish and doesn't do MUN *gasp*). Its 9:58. I'm heading downstair, god I am such a TVaholic. Toodles.